The Day Boys Did Laundry

Jul 7, 2017
2 min read

It was a Saturday morning like any other Saturday morning. Another beautiful summer day, and there were plans...big big plans for the day! Not being lazy like the women, Trip and RAI were up early. It was well past 8AM, and still no movement from the women folk. Trip expressed concern over the situation, "Black Milk is in 4 hours, and the closets are empty!". RAI nodded in his Cool Hand Luke manner as he pointed an accusatory finger in the direction of the sleeping beauties, "They didn't do a single load of laundry all week. If it wasn't for the Man Cave Event, I would have had to recycle my clothes.". The boys sat there in silence, and suddenly a lightbulb went off in RAI's head, "Bro...what if WE did the laundry for them? They would wake up in a super good mood, and we would get dates with them.". Trip looked at RAI in shock, "Wait...you mean like...do it by ourselves????". RAI stood upright, and gave his chest a thump, "We can do this. You know engineering. Make a plan.". Trip nodded and started in on the calculations and time studies on how to do this laundry the most efficiently. They began to hammer out the wash, and hanging it out to dry on the very fancy CHEZ MOI clothes line. It was amazing how much faster they did the laundry versus the women. The last load of sheets had just been hung out to dry, and it seemed they would make it to Black Milk on time!

Suddenly, they heard the back door swing open, and a visceral screech could be heard all the way to the Bondage Ranch. Trip and RAI froze in place. What kind of monster could be coming out???? However, it was no monsters. Jacky and Tate were on the warpath, but why? The guys had done the laundry, and surely that solved all world problems. They should be swimming in accolades and awards! The women came out wrapped in their towels and presented the boys with various newly laundered items of clothing. Tate inquired, "What is this? My unmentionables used to be white! Now, they are a pale shade of pink!". Jacky then assaulted RAI with a formerly white pair of shorts. "This was my favorite shorts RAI, they were a limited edition RARE. They cannot be replaced!". RAI was clearly confused, and appeared to be trying to hide behind a hanging sheet. Trip spoke up, "Don't be hating because we do laundry faster! What takes you 4 loads to do, we did in two loads! We are efficient!". Of course, the clothing did look a little pink, but don't girls like pink? Jacky let out a frustrated scream, and Tate fell to the ground realizing that all her white knickers were now pink. The boys did not get dates, but instead got a valuable instruction on the importance of sorting laundry.